on the Theory of Universal Phenomena
(Editorial: These manuscripts are scientific articles from Herald of
the Theory of Universal Phenomena published by the Ockervillean Academy of
Sciences. The fruitful cooperation with this organ strongly affected the
early works of Boris Grebenshchikov and George Gunitsky; therefore, the
following texts can interest any expert aquariumophile and begeographer
and be useful in scrutinizing the fact that...).
The Theory of Universal Phenomena is the theory that systematizes and
explains all facts of life on the basis of their inner mutual expediency.
This theory originated at the interface of East Le Roi* conceptuanalism,
primitive bretonism, and medium-folk mythogenesis and is the rigorous
foundation for central dogic constructions. The first cornerstone of this
basis was the work "Scholia on Neological Systematics" of
outstanding Arcoisien naturalist Agrippides Pagma-Ho.
*East Le Roi is the scientific and cultural center in the Age of Early
What is Ferrotount?
An article of L.W. Rototartase, Assistant Professor of Chair of Diagnostic
Systematics, Head of 5th Laboratory of Systematics of Systemlessness
As Borkough said, the problem is not in the fact that it is, but in the
fact that it should be solved.
Taking Factor Owed's theory of joining of bivalues as an axiom, one can
draw a conclusion on the role of ferrotount. As is known, ferrum (Lat.)
means "iron", and tount is the product of the evolutionary
enlargement of lower trees. A further elaboration of this idea suggests
the necessity of Boock's amendment*.
Using ferrotount for deducing itinerancy models is quite practicable; it
is the more so, as the Lawson (Shi) curve derived by Duarenhoff in
exploring tount makes it possible to generalize all results that can be
obtained in the decomposition of separate models and their derivatives
Undoubtedly, all the above allows one to hope to make another step on the
road toward the merger of a great many problems of culture and science.
Boock's amendment: "If a set of names is a biological system, its
development depends on the proper quadratization."
*Boock is the systematist scientist in the Age 2(-).
(to be continued)
The basic statements of Academician Druuf's inquiry
Gratuliert is the eminent scientist, who was engaged in problems of
converting postulates into axioms and also examined the chain
psychedelirium problem. He lived during period no. 3, when scientific
thought just started to be conceived in the minds. And the graveyard of
Tartaluck, where Gratuliert died, became the center of scientific research.
First his work was "I in the Role of a Cup of Lead", where he
worked out a triad star, thus having paved the way for modern driologists.
In his treatise "Properties of the Letter ST", he defeated
priotism, a reactionary scientific-obscurant mentality, which advocated
the principle: "The Sun is warm water", in contradiction with
Leeos' postulate: "The Sun is water cooled to 40 degrees".
At the age of 80, Gratuliert defended the dissertation "Sternism in
the FOV System", where he developed the idea on the values of 15
Paturano coefficients and the urban vicaron refraction for producing sand.
At that time, he was about 6 years old.
Count Appa, his disciple, is rightfully considered the founder of the road
increase theory (A more comprehensive description of this theory can be
found in the General Course of the Theory of Universal Phenomena, edited
by Academician Seagoo Jones Ivanov).
One should also mention the following Gratuliert's disciples: Garion Tooo,
Lobau Esquiroto, Hasnorabomse de Coreauteilot, Geoffrey Io, and Brenau of
Loposweigh. They were involved in studying postulate transformations.
After his death, Gratuliert continued to work strenuously and discovered
the forest vault law, which is known to say that a negative body under the
action of deceleration takes on the properties of a balloon. Gratuliert
also formulated the Gratuliert postulate: "You are an extraction".
Great is the contribution of Gratuliert and its school of thought to the
Theory of Universal Phenomena; therefore, it undeniably merits further
To our knowledge, issue no. 1 of Herald of the Theory of Universal
Phenomena, excerpta wherefrom are presented above, also contained the
"Open Window Theory" by Academician Buf;
"Foundations of Transcendental Natural Science" by Dr. Natucket
extracts from "Protreptic Lucubrations, Part 3" by Savely
"Manual of Practical Work" by Potentius Craft;
"Double Population Theory" by apparently Sebastian Czappa;
"Babes in the Field of Tabasha" by Postelier Schupp;
and also comments on the Gracchus axiom and studies concerning the eighth
Hammarmer postulate ("High-hat is a high hat of two planes").
There also exists a work "Exegesis on a Snow Cycle", whose
author is currently unknown.
All the above materials have been written by George A. Gunitsky and
Boris B. Grebenshchikov in 1970-1975. Translated by Vladislav Glianchenko.
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